WORST IDEA: Grown men who follow the UCONN women

Connecticut has a good men's team too, but the UCONN women seem to draw most of the attention from men over a certain age. This weird pervy interest in the team always involves sitting around talking about "the girls" and debating their various merits. You get a pass if you're a fervent UCONN fan in general or if you have a relative on the team, otherwise, just admit you like tall girls in shorts and that you're a little bit creepy.