WORST IDEA 7/4/10: Burgers with the toppings inside

While stuffing cheese and bacon-like substances inside a hamburger does save time, it does not in any way equal actually putting them on top. The cheese invariably melts out onto your grill leaving you a cheeseless burger with weird bacon chunks inside. It's like the difference between a pizza and a microwave pizza. They both look like the same thing, but the experience is decidely different. So, in honor of Fourth of July, I'll be honoring our Founding Fathers by piling bacon and cheese on top of my burger while leaving the pre-stuffed ones for Communists who hate America.