WORST IDEA: Charlie Sheen's porn house

Charlie Sheen plans to buy a $20 million house and stock it with a virtual Noah's Ark of porn girls. He'll have two of every type and, of course, plans to pay them well for being part of his non-stop party. This seems like a great idea if you're a 13-year-old boy, but as an adult, I see a few holes in the plan.