WORST IDEA: Kat Von D gets Jesse James' face tattooed

You don't have to be all that bright to realize that a lifelong commitment to Jess James may not be a good idea. Sadly, Kat Von D is not all that bright.

Kat Von D Gets Jesse James' Face Tattooed - The Famous - omg! on Yahoo: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"

New Podcast Now Live

It's our most self-indulgent podcast ever (still funny though).

New Podcast Live

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WORST IDEA: 18,000 show up for Chris Brown?

The Today Show had Chris Brown perform and 18,000 people showed up. If I beat up a woman, will more people buy my book? Adele, are you free for dinner?

WORST IDEA: Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

Not much else to say here.

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"

WORST IDEA: Casey Anthony not guilty of murder

Apparently it's okay to kill your child as long as you destroy the evidence. A lot of kids better be on their best behavior tonight.

Casey Anthony Not Guilty of Murder in Caylee's Death - ABC News: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"

WORST IDEA: Denise Richards Adopts A Baby

Do adoption agencies watch E!? Do they get the newspaper? This is a woman who married Charlie Sheen. I guess we can't stop her from having kids, but we should be able to stop her from adopting.

Denise Richards Adopts A Baby: 'The Girls & I Are Over The Moon' - omg! news on Yahoo!: "- Sent using Google Toolbar"